"Im gunna rust, you lazy bastard!"

Fuck! Look, I don't ask for much but some simple maintence here and there. Jesus fuck. If I had arms, I'd do it myself. For someone that brings balance to the force, Luke is a lazy mother fucker. But, ya know what they say about people from Tattooine, drunken, lazy, fat, looters. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not a racist. Just some stereotypes are true. 3PO was being a bitch at usual today, all freakin' out because I wanted to watch the new Dawn of the Dead, but the running zombies "made him uncomfortable." It's kind of hard to live with a guy who not only reflects sunlight but also is afraid of fuckin' insects. For god's sakes! He's a freakin' droid. What's a spider gunna do? Bite him?! He's looked Vader, Jabba and Boba Fett right in the face, but a moth makes him dump his oil. Irritating. But besides all that, life is good, just bought the new aqua teen dvds, the fuckin' mooninites rule. I'm gunna go bug the "jedi master" to help me shine up and fix my claw, it's been malfunctioning. But you know Luke, he's probably just sitting around watching desperate houswives and wishing Leia wasn't his sister, or at least no one minded if he...ya know.

Sorry to start my whole journal off just bitching.

-Aretwo